[Crossover] When a Transmigrated Woman Meets a Reborn Man

As a newly hired employee of the Transmigration Department, Su Mi can host guests in the living room and cook in the kitchen, wield a pen to bring peace to the land and use her fists to shape the world. With skills at her fingertips and cheat codes in her head, she thought the world was hers for the taking! Who could have guessed... Lin Pingzhi: Ling Shan, come perform the rites of Zhou with me. Su Mi: ...Weren't you supposed to be unable to do that after castrating yourself?! Song Qingshu: Zhou Zhiruo, you vicious shrew! I want a divorce! Su Mi: ...Weren't you supposed to be a devoted puppy of a man who'd throw himself at her feet?! The original stories were all lies! Could you please stick to the script, thanks! But the truth is... With finances tight, the higher-ups have decided to cut departments. The Transmigration Department, the top department in the Jinjiang Fiction World, is in danger of being shut down by the Rebirth Department, which is rapidly catching up! Who will claim the top spot in the Jinjiang Fiction World? The Transmigration Department and the Rebirth Department have launched a fierce battle over rankings! Rebirth Department: Approved, the service allowing people to be reborn as someone else. Transmigration Department: (#‵′) Damn it! Have you no shame?! That's our soul-transmigration service! Su Mi! Hurry up and transmigrate into someone to prove our department is the best! Rebirth Department: I've decided to approve a batch of rebirth applications, just so your Transmigration Department can't have its way. (^_^) Transmigration Department: Su Mi, go win over that bunch of reborn men! The bosses believe in you! Su Mi: Is it too late for me to change jobs? QAQ!!!! In this story, Su Su Su = Su Mi! Also known as: "I Have Special Skills for Getting Myself Killed!" "But No Matter How Much I Do, I Just Won't Die!" "Husband! Let's Take the Imperial Exams!" "I Got Married Again Today!" "Transmigrated Baby's Heart Is So Stuck!" "Reborn Baby's Heart Is So Bitter!" "To Hell with the Original Story!" "Transmigration and Rebirth Are One Big Happy Family!" A silly, lighthearted story full of snark, written to make you smile and keep you cool this summer! Rolling over and acting cute, begging for your support and favorites, o(>ω