What's the Best Way to Break Up? (GL)

Life has only two possible endings: either someone turns you gay, or you turn gay on your own. Xi Qing (trembling): Is there a third option? Zhuang Xian (smiling like a big bad wolf): Come over here and I'll tell you. "You jerk, I'm breaking up with you!" In a nutshell: I thought you were my friend, but you freaking want to get in my pants! Xi Qing, who has no friends, a filthy mouth, and a pure little heart, suffers the torments of reality every single day. A doctor bottom who has no friends, pretends to be experienced but is actually innocent, paired with a violent, ruffian rich second-generation top who has been plotting this for ages and is raring to make his move. P.S. The day after tomorrow (Thursday, 9/27), this will go behind a paywall. I hope my lovely readers will keep supporting it √