Elder Wei, This Is Bad!

"Elder Wei, this is bad! Fengling Sect is here to collect its debt!" "Elder Wei, this is bad! Big Brother has chopped off Pan Yunfeng's head!!!" "Elder Wei, this is bad! Junior Uncle drank all the wine at Wangxian Pavilion!" "Elder Wei, this is bad! Junior Sister ran off with a young disciple from Heavenly Sword Sect!" "Elder Wei, this is bad! The new junior brother just wet himself!!!" Wei Changsheng: "..." Life is as lonely as snow, and cultivating immortality is as hectic as a dog's life... P.S. Male protagonist, plot-driven, no CP. Theme: Finding the glimmers of light in ordinary life.