Quick Transmigration! The Cannon Fodder's Comeback and Face-Slapping Spree!

★ New novel: Quick Transmigration: The Salty Fish Helps the Male Lead Break Up His CP ★ Completed novels: Highly recommended, with over 10,000 collections: Quick Transmigration: Loved to the Bone; with 6,000 collections: A Record of How a Master Raised His Disciple; with 4,000 collections: Quick Transmigration: My Character Setting Isn’t Something You Get to Spoil; with 1,000 collections: The Grand Tutor’s Wild Imaginings, and more. Click the author’s page to see them all. ☆ Original Jinjiang edition. Thank you for your support! ☆ #What should I do after I’ve toppled the world’s strongest, most powerful, richest, and most charmingly handsome god? The key point is that I don’t like him. Help, I’m in a hurry!# #What should I do when I have to live under the same roof with him, and I blush and my heart races whenever I’m around him?# The goofy, lovey-dovey version: In a little courtyard, “...” Ouyang Yuan lay there with a blank face, slapped away that wolf paw, then climbed out of bed on wobbly legs and said coldly, “You touched my tummy again!” “You’re adorable. This prince can’t keep his hands off you.” The handsome man gazed at Ouyang Yuan, infatuated. “...” Ouyang Yuan gave a couple of expressionless chuckles. The scenarios: World One: I’m the chubby, doomed side character who serves as the Crown Prince’s study companion, taking on the Mary Sue transmigrator in an np novel. World Two: I’m an over-the-hill star, taking on the local Mary Sue heroine in an np novel, and so on. This book is also known as: The Whole World Knows My Hubby Loves and Spoils His Beloved; Soaring Above the Heavens; Every Time I Transmigrate, Someone (Follows Me and) Falls for Me. A deadpan, adorable, or crazy sweetheart VS various split-personality, doting, loyal-dog semes who are always ready to go dark ◆ Reading Guide ◆ 1. One-on-one sweet romance, both leads’ first time, happy ending. 2. Fictional historical setting. Please don’t nitpick the details. 3. You don’t have to let me know if you drop the story. If you don’t like it, please don’t flame me. 4. Comments that ignore the warnings or are needlessly antagonistic will be deleted. 5. A thousand people have a thousand different opinions. The author writes according to her own ideas. No matter how much backseat writing advice you give, I won’t change a single word. I’ll keep writing my characters the way I envision them. If you don’t want to read this, there are lots of great stories on Jinjiang. Please go find one you like. ● Recommended upcoming novels (≧▽≦)/ Please add them to your collections if you like them. I’ll make the next one a little sweeter. Thanks, readers! ◆ Upcoming novel 1, 47 collections: The Reader Becomes the Dragon-Proud Sword [Book Transmigration] The sweetheart is an office worker with a nine-to-five job. After work, he gets home, takes a shower, then lies on his bed to read a novel. Today is the finale, and he’s incredibly excited. But after finishing it, his face falls apart: “Liar! Author, you tricked me and played with my feelings. This is supposed to be a story? How is it this tragic?” The author promised an unbeatable power fantasy, with the protagonist crushing all opposition and building a harem. But in the end, the male lead dies in the final dungeon while saving the world, taking the boss down with him. Reading such a terrible story right before bed leaves him in a foul mood. He grabs a beer from the fridge and goes to the sofa to watch soccer. Who could have known that a bolt of lightning would strike and knock him out? When he wakes up, he’s become a shapeless mass of air with no arms or legs. The sweetheart: “...This isn’t funny at all. Hurry up and wake me from this nightmare.” Just then, a very pleasant, cold voice rings out. It’s the first time he’s heard it, but three words flash through his mind: [Fu Lingyu] “What a fine sword. From now on, I’m your master.” After hearing this, the sweetheart struggles to lower his head to see what he is, only to find that he’s just air. The sweetheart: “...Based on my years of reading web novels, I’m afraid I’ve transmigrated into a sword with a sword spirit.” A handsome man dressed in robes of inky black holds the sword. Noticing its unusual aura, he smiles. He thinks the sword is rather cute. He’s glad he came here and obtained this sword. A rare, obsessive look appears on his handsome face. The sweetheart inside the sword has no idea what’s happening outside. He sighs: “I’m so unlucky. It’s fine, though. Once I sleep, everything will be all right.” But then morning comes, and the scenery around him hasn’t changed at all. The sweetheart: “OxO Great, I’m still here. There isn’t a trace of a way back.” ◆ Upcoming novel 2, 80 collections: Quick Transmigration: The Bad-Tempered Beauty Is Harsh to Him, but He Favors Him A certain bad-tempered S-rank ability user in the apocalypse wasn’t killed by zombies, but was murdered by a traitor in his own team. His last thought before dying was: When I come back, I’m going to kill that traitor. He thought he was already dead, but instead he gets bound to the [Warmth System]. If he earns 10,000 points, he can come back to life and return to the apocalypse. Determined to go back and get his revenge, he embarks on a quick-transmigration journey. A world along the way: The Prince and His Bad-Tempered Master System: Ding! Attempt number 356. Host, go comfort the male lead right now. A bunch of people called him useless, and he’s hurt and upset. Bad-tempered guy: = =# So annoying. How many times has this happened? The male lead is way too fragile. I can’t watch this anymore. The male lead tugs at his sleeve, sniffling: “They called me useless. Am I really useless?” The bad-tempered guy holds back, then says without expression, “Your Highness, it’s not true that you’re useless. But if things keep going like this, you might really become useless.” The male lead is stunned: “⊙▽⊙ ...Oh.” The System’s face cracks: “Host, you’re supposed to comfort him, not raise his corruption value! Though you can still earn points that way...” The bad-tempered guy smiles faintly: “^O^ So, Your Highness, it’s time to study hard today. You have to work hard for a happy life. Otherwise, you may become the useless person they say you are.” The male lead sniffles sadly and nods: “All right, Master.” The System: The male lead is so pitiful, getting comfort like this... Years later The System watches with a ╯□╰ face as a man pins the Host against the wall and kisses him fiercely. The Host cries, “System, save me! He’s gone crazy!” The System: “⊙﹏⊙ Uh... I’ll think of something. Ow, I got hit...” After smacking the System flying, the handsome man shuts the door and stares obsessively at the trembling bad-tempered guy. “It’s all thanks to you that I didn’t become useless. From now on, you have to stay by my side and keep guiding me so I don’t go astray.” The bad-tempered guy looks utterly devastated: “Please, no. Mmm... Don’t pounce on me! I don’t like men! Aaaaaah!” This is a super-sweet story about how the sweetheart impatiently treats the semes in each world, only to end up being loved to death and spoiled rotten by his own hubby. ● Ongoing novel: Quick Transmigration: The Salty Fish Helps the Male Lead Break Up His CP. Historical danmei, sweetheart’s point of view. Features: The Host and his cat System disrupt the matchmaking plot √ Daily struggles in higher-level worlds √ Lots of plot, little romance (seriously) √ No harem of admirers × No love-triangle drama × A typical quick-transmigration story × Blurb: He’s a diligent, hardworking veteran of the Space-Time Bureau, with more than 300 years on the job. He’s completed countless missions and earned over 100,000 points. But now Ye Linyue is a salty fish, lying flat and enjoying life. Wallet balance: less than 10,000. The salty fish on the sofa says: Whatever. I’ll just keep lying flat. The little cat yells angrily: “Host, you’re almost out of mortgage and living expenses!” Ye Linyue looks awkward: “For the sake of my home and my livelihood, this salty fish has to get up and do some missions.” They stake out a spot and snatch up a [Series Mission: Break the Contractor’s Fated CP]. Ye Linyue and Gu Ju the little cat are stunned: “Why is there such a weird mission?” The contractor’s parents hired someone to tie a red string of fate to the contractor. The person on the other end is willing to date the contractor, which means that in all the worlds they’ll visit next (though not yet), the contractor and the fated partner are destined to become a couple. The contractor himself: “I’m not dating anyone! Finish all the missions and I’ll give you 200,000 points!” The mission is to disrupt a whole lot of romantic storylines and stop the contractor from getting together with the fated CP. Ye Linyue says: “This mission seems pretty easy. Leave it to me.” However, things aren’t that simple. Later, he learns that the contractor’s parents weren’t the ones who tied the red string at all. He’s gotten himself into a huge mess, which explains why it’s so hard to break them up. World Arc Index [World 1 ◆ Complete] Break Up the CP Series Mission The Butcher’s Youngest Son Helps the Handsome Male Lead Break His Red String of Fate After Ye Linyue finishes harvesting vegetables and stays home, a handsome man in a splendid robe twirls his fan and comes to ask, “Are you the youngest son of the only butcher in this village?” Ye Linyue admits it, and the handsome man... (Folded. Click the author’s page to read more.) Theme: A desperate situation is an opportunity. As long as you don’t give up, you can get back on your feet.