[D.Gray-man] The Whole World Thinks I'm Cannon Fodder

[Extensively revised in full + check out my upcoming work] [The Legend of Luo Xiaohei] Everyone Thinks I'm Not Human. Pairing: Xuan Li / Brother Gou My name is Min Chu, and I'm an ordinary wage slave working at the Spirit Association. Looking back on my life as an office drone, I worked diligently and conscientiously. My daily routine consisted solely of going to work, coming home, and playing Gate of All Beings. I thought my days would keep going like this until the end of time, but then the extraordinary happened: "...Xuan Li! You're nothing but Lao Jun's dog!" I woke up covered in dust and realized I was lying on the ground, spewing curses. The next second, a long-fingered hand grabbed me by the collar and hauled me up. A young man with black hair, purple eyes, pointed ears that marked him as a spirit, and a red cord dangling across his chest suddenly appeared before me. Most importantly, he was dressed in ancient robes. Me: "...?" Wait, is this Lord Xuan Li? No, did I travel back in time? Oh no, did I just call him a dog? #Still ridiculous + irresistible once you get to know him# #That person he met for the first time, whose name he wasn't even interested in learning# Also known as: My Time Witnessing History in Lanxi Town, What? You Say Lord Wuxian Hasn't Even Been Born Yet?, So This Is the Truth Behind Borrowing Fire Rock?, You Silly Dog, You Don't Understand Love, and He Finally Understood Everything Much Later [Story Blurb] My name is Cecilia, and I'm an exorcist. To be honest, even though the Black Order is about to go to war with the Millennium Earl, I've already started preparing for my future together with the person I love. He's not only handsome and cheerful, but works in the same profession as I do. Well... the difference is that even if he quits, he'll still inherit his family's business. However you look at it, he's the perfect marriage candidate. I've even decided how many children we'll have and what to name them. All we need to do is solve one little problem, and then we'll live happily ever after, without a care in the world. So, here's the problem: How do I get him to like me? :) Also known as: The Daily Question: Does He Like Me Today?, Wait, Are You Really Helping Me Here?, Hey! Have a Little Faith in My Love Story! [Content Warnings] 1. A mountain of headcanons, a long, ridiculous story, slow burn, 1v1, happy ending. 2. The stakes aren't high. This is all about romance. 3. The heroine isn't a good person. 4. Logic-free, out of character. Don't nitpick. 5. The later manga plot thoroughly proved me wrong, and left me completely lost. (_ _) Theme: Live in the moment.