[Journey to the West] Damn, That's Stupid

Once upon a time, there was a pig who could eat and sleep, and had a beautiful fiancée. Then one day, he brought home a monkey with a furry face and a thunder-god's beak. Sun Dasheng: Damn idiot! Take a good look at who I am, Old Sun! Zhu Wuneng: Good heavens! Bimawen! Sun Dasheng: ...Are you asking for a beating? The important bit: The Monkey, the Old Pig, and Sha Seng are all handsome men~ Handsome men~ Handsome men~ A little setup before the story: This is just a story about a pig and a monkey. Please imagine the characters as humanlike. The pairing is set, but who's top and who's bottom is undecided. Expect unusual ideas and wild plot twists.