Love Doesn't Always Need to Be Spoken

What's wrong with the world? A kindergarten teacher has gone on four or five blind dates, and nobody dares take her? They think she's not worth the money and is foolish, a girl from the mountains who made good... Fine. I admit I was getting a little anxious too. This time, my best friend set me up with someone reliable, so I had to seize the chance. But my friend had a sleep disorder and didn't pass along the details in time. I got the wrong man, mistook the aloof guy for my date, and confessed to him. How embarrassing! I hoped I'd never see him again. Who knew that the second time we met, I'd tell him, "I like you." When my grandmother fell seriously ill, I went home and ran into my high school first love. I thought we'd stay together until we were old and gray, but his mother got in the way, and in the end it was all over in a flash. I thought I'd spend my life alone, growing old with the children. I never expected to win someone's heart without even realizing it. I somehow ended up signing the marriage papers. Love came so suddenly. Can someone tell me if this is real?

One day, a woman shouted angrily at a man: "Honey, you never proposed to me, never asked whether I liked you, never took me out for a romantic Valentine's dinner, and I never even got a single rose from you. I, I never even dated you, so how did we end up getting married...?" The man glanced at her. "You told me we should date the first time we met, and said you liked me the second time. The third time, you kissed me and threw yourself at me. How much more obvious could it be that you like me? As for proposing, do you think anyone else would dare steal my woman? Could you marry another man? Does it really make a difference whether I propose or not? ... I tell you I love you every night. You just never heard me. How about I say it now...? I admit I did forget the candlelit dinners and flowers."

After a month of extremely romantic candlelit dinners, with a roomful of flowers arriving every day, the man asked suggestively, "Wifey, is there anything else you want?" The woman immediately shook her head like a rattle drum, looking close to tears. "Honey, everything's been wonderful. Really. I'm very satisfied. I just feel like there's something missing between us." The man looked at her teasingly. "I feel like something's missing too." "Oh, I know! We haven't said 'I love you' out loud!" the woman said excitedly. "No, I think what's missing is the fruit of our love. Love doesn't have to be spoken. It has to be done." With that, he scooped up the astonished woman and carried her toward the bedroom...