[Harry Potter] Handsome and Loaded

Draco Malfoy figured he was pretty good-looking and rich, so why weren't a few pretty girls chasing after him?

So he said to Merlin, "Hey, Great Merlin, you can see I'm not half bad, right? Give me a few pretty girls, would you?"

He never expected old Merlin to come through, but he really did send him a few top-quality beauties.

They were so high-quality that Draco screamed in fright.

Merlin's lace skirt, come save me!