When Nature Calls, Anyone Who Gets in the Way Gets Punched

Xie Chen feels like his bad luck came out of nowhere. Having an urgent need to use the bathroom is bad enough, but then his ex-boyfriend stops him to reminisce about their old relationship. What the hell are you reminiscing about? Believe me, I'll pee all over you! ※ A sweet little daydream. The villain is a bit of an idiot, and the main goal is to make things sweet, sweet, sweet. ※ A clever, domineering elite in public, but childish, clingy, and loyal as a puppy in private, top x an elite on the outside, with plenty to complain about on the inside, bottom. ※ An illogical, loosely written adult fairy tale (pretty much what it sounds like). All characters have their strengths and flaws. The characters are set, so if you dislike them, just click away. No pressure, no hard feelings, and no trolls. Constructive feedback is still welcome. ※ The manuscript is complete; the whole story will be posted as it goes. New Weibo account, just for writing. Core theme: