The revised locked chapters will have to do. Just treat them like fill-in-the-blank questions.
Chapters 25 to 112 are discounted chapters. If you've already read them, you don't need to buy them again. Sending you all a million kisses ^3^ Thanks for your support.
Thanks to @Yancheng Baqianli for the cover. Love you, kisses~
*Guess when this trash author will finally let the top and bottom have a proper romance.
*Give up. It isn't happening.
Warning: After the top and bottom get together, I may spend quite a bit of time writing about the secondary couples I like.
(Thanks to the lovely Yueying for pointing this out.)
Coming soon: I'll Seduce Him If I Can't Draw My Dream Guy
Ning Xuanqi is a devoted player of the dating-card game My Lover, obsessed with one of its characters. But he's so unlucky that even after spending thousands, he still can't draw a single card featuring his husband!
What's the point of finishing the other routes by gritting his teeth? He still can't draw his husband!
Ning Xuanqi, unlucky when it comes to his husband but incredibly lucky with everything else, cries himself to sleep in the bathroom.
Until one day, he transmigrates into the game and meets that man in person...
Holy crap! He's so handsome I can't keep my legs together!
This story is also known as Oh My God, I Actually Met My Living, Breathing Husband! and Heh, If You Can't Afford to Raise Me, Stop Spending. You'll Never Draw Me, No Matter How Much You Pay.
Blurb below [for reference only]:
In his previous life, Liu Hu kicked his boyfriend to the curb. He thought he was doomed to be alone forever, but unexpectedly, Heaven gave him a chance to start over.
Liu Hu, however, wasn't grateful.
Who said he wanted another chance? Couldn't he just stay single forever?!
No.
A certain someone gave a vicious grin, hoisted him over his shoulder, and gave his bottom a hard smack.
"Are you running away again?"
"I'm not running..."
After a night of being thoroughly worked over, Liu Hu lay sprawled on the bed, shedding tears of regret.
In a nutshell: Chase me, and if you catch me, I'll let you do naughty things to me~
Reader's guide:
1. An apocalyptic zombie story. The protagonists' golden finger comes at the cost of their blood, and it's quite powerful.
2. The one with the lightning ability is the bottom! The bottom! The bottom! I'll say it three times because it's important! Look into my sincere eyes!
3. The top and bottom may have a rough road ahead, but please swallow down the blood rising in your throat and keep reading. Trust me, this really is a sweet story, a sweet story, a sweet story! Look into my sincere eyes!
4. The top may be a stone-faced man, but he's an expert at flirting with the bottom (...probably?). Anyway, the bottom is completely swept off his feet -.-
5. There will be several couples. Single readers, please hug the author's generously plump body of your own accord and settle in to eat your fill of dog food.
[I crouch in the corner, hugging my chubby self in sorrow, then burst into tears with a woof.]
6. This foolish author's writing is bad and her logic is a mess. Please go easy on me if anything falls short QAQ
[Here, have a little flower.]
7. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Couples introduced so far:
Main couple: Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, dark-hearted and possessive (?): top X dramatic, overthinking bottom (?): Huo Bin (Bai) X Liu Hu
Secondary couple 1: Polite, scheming man X self-reliant (?) directionally challenged woman: Ning Xiangyu X Huo Jinrou
Secondary couple 2: Devoted, suave top X short-tempered, straight (?) bottom: Liang Wenyao X Jing Tianrui
Secondary couple 3: Wife-obsessed man X delicate, gentle woman: Guo Hao X Wei Shenya
Secondary couple 4: A tough-looking man who's really a sunny, handsome puppy-like guy X an ice-cold older woman: Luo Kai X Xing Menglan
Secondary couple 5: A lovesick young woman X a sunny, handsome older man: Tong Yao X Qu Hongda
Secondary couple 6: A corrupted scientist X a cuddly, fluffy-loving (?) junior student: Yin Yuan X Song An
P.S. My completed story, [Showbiz] Scheming for Love: a mentally unstable celebrity top X an heir to a family of superstars bottom. A sweet little story about acting and falling in love (or so it seems).
Theme:
I really want to counterattack and suffer
I really like the yandere girl
It's really beautiful ahhh
Every time I see this, I have the urge to resist.
I still like that little angel Ruirui better.
Emmm intermittent amnesia?
To be honest, this pair is the one I least like... Oh forget it.
The pair are finally together
Hahahahahahaha I was laughing so hard
Hahahaha the snake king's teeth