Cute Version
An Outing
Wife: Honey, let's go shopping.
Husband: Let's go. Use my card!
Sales Clerk: Sorry, sir, your card doesn't have enough available credit!
Buying a House
Husband: Sweetheart, what do you think of the house?
Wife: You're so thoughtful, honey. How did you know I had nowhere to put my clothes?
A Banquet Hall Beyond the Knowledge of Ordinary People
Husband: Oh my god, is that really him? Why do I feel like he's smiling at me?
Wife: Don't be silly, honey. That's your father-in-law.
Realistic Version
A story about a husband who works himself to the bone to grab money, only to discover that his wife spends it even faster than he can get his hands on it. So he keeps working himself to the bone and rises to the top of life! O(∩_∩)O
