[Naruto] The Kazekage I Snatched Home

[Scene One] Gaara: Rina, are you free this afternoon? Rina thinks for a moment: I am. What's up? Gaara: Let's go on a date! Rina: Sure! (*^◎^*) On their date... Kankuro: Rina, someone's booked the whole place. They're paying pretty well, but they want to meet the owner. They're here now. Rina takes off running. Gaara, who was holding her hand just a second ago: ... [Scene Two] Rina: Gaara, you're the brightest star in my life. I'll never let you go! Gaara: ... (blushing quietly...) Kankuro: The daimyo of [country] has proposed an alliance through marriage. He wants to marry his princess into the Sand Village, and apparently the dowry is enormous! Rina, eyes sparkling: Gaara, say yes! Gaara: ... (turns and walks away) [Scene Three] Gaara and Rina sit by the lake in the oasis, gazing at the moon, planning to talk about poetry and literature before moving on to the meaning of life. Kankuro happens to pass by and drops his wallet. Rina's eyes light up instantly. She snatches it and bolts away faster than the eye can follow. Gaara's turquoise eyes fix on Kankuro. "...Sand Burial!" Mango tends to write whatever comes to mind. The plot may occasionally go off the rails, but it mostly follows the original. Any unavoidable bugs will be mentioned in the blurb. Rina-chan comes from a very powerful background, and her origins are quite extraordinary, though you usually can't tell. The biggest plot bug in this story is the mysterious uncle, an NPC-like character who can sort out any inconsistency. Strictly speaking, this is actually a crossover anime story. (Looks into the distance)