After forgetting to send a gift, Mancang is assigned to System 211, the legendary rookie killer.
Mancang: Aaaah, boss! You're my real boss! I've already been sent on more than ten missions this week! Any more and I'll die of overwork!
System 211 (smirking): Our department has great benefits. Even if you die, we'll provide a one-stop service: funeral, memorial, and cremation. You don't even have to worry about a cemetery.
Mancang (looking utterly defeated): ...At least let me finish my chicken drumstick.
The BOSS, who has a team of idiot employees: Can you two stop making a racket during lunch?!
Martial world arc: What do I do when I'm wearing a corpse?
Xianxia arc: Screw your wife-killing quest for immortality
Household struggle arc: A gay man tricked into marriage in ancient times
Palace intrigue arc: You can never get tired of the female ghost trope
Modern arc: Goldfish guy, I'm gonna bust your balls
The worlds above aren't in any particular order. I'll write whichever one I feel like.
Reader's guide:
1. The heroine is a dumbass who keeps improving.
2. The heroine (author) has a bottomless pit in her head connected to a black hole.
3. The heroine's lifelong wish is to replace that lunatic System.
P.S. If you hit a sore spot and really can't stand it, just click the red X. If the writing is bad, give me a good scolding; if the plot is boring, yell at me as hard as you can. If you have any advice, say it plainly. Scold me until I wake up. All ratings are welcome.
P.P.S. No unreasonable comments, please.
