When JJ Meets Transmigration [No-Holds-Barred Anime Crossover Parody]

=_=+ First, let me make this clear: this is a grudge-fueled pit that everyone can join in on. It was started when the pent-up grievances of a certain group of fangirls finally burst out all at once... So one wildly imaginative person has taken on some of the writing and copy-pasting... If this story or its author gets censored or pelted with bricks, the story will be passed around in other forms... Anyway, the people are powerful. I'm just one little drop of water, just one little drop``` That's that! Let's try not to launch personal attacks. This story's motto: I love you, so I'll parody you; I'm worried about you, so I'll make you transmigrate. Irresponsible rambling, please don't take it personally. ~(￣▽￣)~(_△_)~(￣▽￣)~(_△_)~(￣▽￣)~ Parody is justified § Abandoning a story is no crime § Fan fiction reigns supreme § Transmigration all the way ~(￣▽￣)~(_△_)~(￣▽￣)~(_△_)~(￣▽￣)~ Background song: Listen to Me, the Tongue-Twister Song Do you know JJ? Have you ever been grinning foolishly at the screen, drooling... only for JJ to suddenly have an intermittent-cramp complication and show messages like “Unable to connect to database” or “The article you are looking for does not exist,” leaving you face-down in despair? Do you resent it...? 1. Do you have a grudge? Great, congratulations, this story has hit you right in the feels. 2. No grudge? Great, you're one tough cookie. Your patience has earned you a place as the next successor to Shijia Xini. Hurry up, ride your lotus flower to heaven, and stop hanging around in this wild, chaotic mortal world. Earth isn't for you, kid. (= =+) Whatever the case, we have to believe that some grudges are terrifying, some fangirls are wildly imaginative, some stories are accidental, but some cramps are inevitable... So from now on, let's pray that this ‘JJ’ doesn't have too much of a harmonious transmigration journey under everyone's parodies... Amen!