I Want to Lay an Egg for You

Synopsis: In the jungle, the five great clans, the Tiger, Snake, Leopard, Wolf, and Bear clans, each guard a river in one of the five directions. At the annual gathering of the clans, the Snake Clan leader meets the legendary Wolf Clan leader. The Wolf Clan leader has long silver hair, and that silver hair fascinates him. Whenever he thinks of it, his heart races. Thinking he is sick, the Snake Clan leader goes to see his clan's shaman.

Clan Leader Bai Wei: Shaman, I think I'm sick.

Shaman: What's wrong?

Clan Leader Bai Wei: I don't know. Sometimes my heart races and my temperature goes up!

Shaman: Good heavens! Your temperature is rising!? This is no minor illness. Quick, let me examine you!

After the examination, everything seems normal.

Shaman: ...Clan Leader, there's nothing wrong with you. Your temperature is normal too.

Clan Leader Bai Wei: But whenever I think of the Wolf Clan leader's silver hair, my heart races and my temperature goes up! Look! My temperature is rising!!!

Shaman: !!!

The shaman kicked Bai Wei out. Bai Wei stood bewildered outside the shaman's door, wondering how everything had seemed fine just moments ago, and how he'd ended up being thrown out. Luckily, once the shaman had calmed down, he told Bai Wei that he wasn't sick. It was just what happened when he fell for the Wolf Clan leader. Oh, so this is what being in love feels like! But he didn't have any desire to lay an egg for the other guy! Still, to prove that he liked him, the virgin clan leader Bai Wei declared: "Right! I've decided. I'm going to lay an egg for him!"

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