Kong Huan: "Say, what do you think about imprinting?"
Xiao Wu: "What's that...?"
Kong Huan: "It's when a duckling hatches and treats the first thing it sees as its mother, and stuff like that."
Xiao Wu: "Uh... cute?"
Poison King: "What if humans had that trait too? What would you think?"
Kong Huan: "I'd slap him left and right, then kick him a thousand miles away."
Xiao Wu: "Huh?! Why?!"
Poison King: "Exactly. And if the other person were a cute girl, wouldn't that be a perk for a loser like me?"
Xiao Wu: "Ugh, you're disgusting."
Poison King: "...I was just making an example."
Kong Huan: "Just imagine: the first twelve years would be fine, but the rest of your life would be hell. The kids who used to be angels would all be demons by then, coming home at eleven every night with a bottle in one hand and a little balloon in the other..."
Xiao Wu: "Wait! What's the little balloon?"
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