Random Musings

Jinjiang writer Lin Huihui opened a Taobao shop that sells skills for fighting in the inner household. *** Advertisement Break *** As a person from ancient times, do you feel stifled by having to scheme in the inner household every day? That's right! You're just going about it the wrong way. For a small fee, our shop will open the door to a whole new world for you. Services offered: 1. All kinds of chat services, from the philosophy of life to poetry and song, so you'll never be lonely while fighting in the inner household. 2. We carefully select all kinds of American, Korean, and Japanese dramas with unmentionable content (censored), so you won't be left brooding on those long nights. You'll have something to drool over on screen instead (censored). 3. Back to the basics of inner-household battles: flirt, slap faces, and use overpowered tricks. For subtle, flirtatious, or downright awful ideas, look no further. Don't doubt it, the next star of the inner-household world is you! (Long-term partnerships available; details upon discussion.) Our mission: Enrich your entertainment, dispel superstition, and make life in the inner household colorful and fun. *Important, important: The shop owner will occasionally choose a customer's story to write about in her novel. (Selected customers get a discount.) In short: With this shop at your side, the world is yours. You fight in the inner household, I write the story, and before you know it, you'll become a god. This story is also known as "The Hilarious Daily Lives of a Jinjiang Writer and Those Who Fight in the Inner Household." Cute Little Divider What do I do if I turn into the male lead's underwear?! →_→ What else? Just enjoy the body-to-body contact ^o^ (blush) Recommending my friend's hilarious new novel, "My Lord, I'm Your Little Cotton Jacket!" Theme: