★ New novel: Quick Transmigration: The Lazy Fish Helps the Protagonist Gong Break Up His CP
★ Completed novels: Highly recommended, over 10,000 readers: Quick Transmigration: Spoiled to the Bone; over 6,000 readers: A Record of the Master Raising His Disciple; over 4,000 readers: Quick Transmigration: My Character Setting Isn't About You Spoiling Me; over 1,000 readers: The Grand Tutor of My Imagination, and more. Click the author's page to see them all.
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[The blurb and the actual story have completely different styles, almost like a sudden genre change. The story itself isn't nearly as ridiculous as the blurb, haha.]
Silly version: If someone bullies, demotes, and humiliates you, what do you do? Beat him up, punch him, kick him.
System 013 used to be a kind, innocent, adorable System. Unfortunately, its Hosts bullied it too much. After careful consideration, it decided to dismiss them (evil grin) and set them free.
After putting on a secret identity and entering the fray, the clueless System stumbled into the arms of a truly domineering emperor, its heart pounding like a startled deer's.
Current scripts: Get: The villainous emperor falls in love with the adorably clueless System.
Get: The wildly arrogant boss gazes deeply at the adorable System.
Get: A mermaid becomes the king of the entertainment industry, and more.
Adorable version:
A loyal puppy watched the adorable System from nearby. When he saw its cute little face as it ate, its cheeks puffing with every bite, he thought it was so adorable he could hardly stand it. The puppy's eyes darkened, as if he wanted to swallow the System whole.
Just then, the adorable System finished its previous meat bun. Its soft little hand reached for another, ready to stuff it into its mouth. Then it seemed to remember something and hesitated. Suddenly turning to the puppy, it asked, "Do you want a meat bun?" It gazed at the bun with some reluctance.
The puppy watched its adorable expression and said in a dark, low voice, "No need. You eat more." I only need to eat you.
Hearing that, the adorable System stuffed the meat bun into its mouth, as if afraid the puppy would eat it. It looked blissful, thinking the bun was delicious.
◆ Reading Guide ◆
1. One-on-one sweet romance, both characters' first times, happy ending.
2. Set in an imaginary historical world. Please don't nitpick the details.
3. You don't need to tell me if you drop the story. If you don't like it, please don't flame it.
4. Comments that ignore content warnings or deliberately provoke arguments will be deleted.
5. A thousand readers have a thousand opinions. The author writes according to her own ideas. No matter how much people who think they know better try to direct me, I won't change a single word. I'll keep writing the characters the way I imagine them. If you don't want to read this story, there are plenty of good ones on Jinjiang. Please look elsewhere.
● Recommended upcoming novels (≧▽≦)/ If you like them, please add them to your favorites. I'll make the next one a bit warmer. Thank you, readers!
◆ Upcoming novel 1, 47 favorites: The Reader Became the Dragon-Proud Sword [Book Transmigration]
The uke is an office worker with a nine-to-five job.
After work, he gets home, takes a shower, then lies on the bed to read a novel.
Today is the finale, and he's incredibly excited.
But after finishing it, his face falls: What a scam! The author tricked me and played with my feelings. This is supposed to be a happy ending? It's so tragic!
The author promised an invincible power fantasy, with the protagonist crushing everyone and building a harem. But in the end, the protagonist dies in the final dungeon while saving the world, taking the boss down with him.
Reading such a terrible novel before bed leaves him furious. He grabs a beer from the fridge and heads to the couch to watch a soccer game.
Who could have guessed that a bolt of lightning would strike him unconscious?
When he wakes up, he has become a ball of air with no arms or legs.
The uke: ... This isn't funny at all. Hurry up and let me wake from this nightmare.
Just then, a very pleasant, cold voice rings out. Though he has never heard it before, three characters flash through his mind: Fu Lingyu.
"This is a fine sword. From now on, I am your master."
Hearing that, the uke strains to look down at himself, but all he sees is air.
The uke: ... Based on my years of reading web novels, I must have transmigrated into a sword with a sword spirit.
A handsome man dressed in a black robe holds the sword. Sensing its unusual aura, he smiles.
He thinks the sword is rather cute.
He is glad he came here and obtained this sword.
An unusually possessive expression crosses his handsome face.
The uke inside the sword has no idea what's happening outside. He sighs: I'm so unlucky. It's fine, if I sleep, everything will be all right.
But then the next day comes, and nothing around him has changed.
The uke OxO: Great. I'm still here, and there's not the slightest sign of going back.
◆ Upcoming novel 2, 80 favorites: Quick Transmigration: The Violent Beauty Is Cruel to Him, But He Loves It
A certain short-tempered S-rank ability user in the apocalypse wasn't killed by zombies, but was murdered by a traitor in his own team.
His final thought before dying was:
When I come back, I'll kill that traitor.
He thought he was already dead, but instead he was bound to the [Warmth System]. Once he earned 10,000 points, he could come back to life and return to the apocalypse. Determined to go back and take revenge, he embarked on a quick-transmigration journey.
One world along the way: The Prince and His Short-Tempered Master
System: Ding! This is your 356th time. Host, go comfort the male lead right now. A bunch of people called him useless, and he's hurt and upset.
The short-tempered one = =#: So annoying. How many times has this happened already? The male lead is way too fragile. I can't watch this.
The male lead tugs at his sleeve, whimpering: They called me useless. Am I really useless?
The short-tempered one holds back, expressionless: Your Highness, it's not true that you're useless. But if things go on like this, you may really become useless.
The male lead freezes ⊙▽⊙: ... Oh.
The System's face cracks: Host, you're supposed to comfort him, not raise his corruption level. Though you can still earn points that way...
The short-tempered one smiles slightly ^O^: So, Your Highness, it's time to study hard today. You need to work hard for a happy life. Otherwise, you may become the useless person they say you are.
The male lead sniffles sadly and nods: All right, Master.
System: The male lead is so pitiful, getting comfort like this...
Many years later
The System stares in dismay ╯□╰ at the man pinning the Host against the wall and kissing him passionately. The Host cries, "System, save me! He's gone crazy!"
System: ⊙﹏⊙ Um... I'll think of something. Ow, I've been beaten up...
After sending the System flying with a smack, the handsome man shuts the door and stares possessively at the trembling short-tempered one: I owe it to you that I didn't become useless. From now on, you have to stay by my side and keep teaching me so I don't stray from the right path.
The short-tempered one looks utterly distraught: Please, anything but that. Mmph... Don't pounce on me! I don't like men! Aaaaaah!
This is a super-sweet story about an uke who impatiently treats the gongs in various worlds, only to be loved to bits and spoiled rotten by his gong.
● Ongoing novel: Quick Transmigration: The Lazy Fish Helps the Protagonist Gong Break Up His CP, historical danmei, uke protagonist
Tags: Host and cat System disrupt the red-string romance plot √ Daily struggles in higher-level worlds √ Lots of plot, little romance (seriously) √ Harem magnet × Love rivals everywhere × Common quick-transmigration tropes ×
Blurb: He was a veteran employee of the Space-Time Bureau for over three hundred years. Hardworking and diligent, he completed countless missions and earned over a hundred thousand points.
But now
Ye Linyue is a lazy fish, lying flat and enjoying life. Wallet balance: less than ten thousand.
The lazy fish sprawled on the couch says: Whatever. I'll keep lying flat.
The little cat shouts angrily: Host, you're about to run out of mortgage money and living expenses!
Ye Linyue looks embarrassed: For the house and for daily expenses, this lazy fish has to get up and do some missions.
They manage to snag a [series of missions: break up the client's red-string CP].
Ye Linyue and the orange cat Gu Ju are shocked: Why is there such a weird mission?
The client's parents hired someone to tie a red string between the client and another person. The other person is willing to date the client, so the two are destined to become a couple in all the different worlds they will visit (though they haven't gone yet).
The client himself says: I'm not dating anyone! Finish all the missions, and I'll give you 200,000 points!
The mission is to disrupt a whole bunch of romance plots and stop the client from getting together with his red-string CP.
Ye Linyue says: This mission seems pretty easy. Leave it to me.
But things aren't so simple. Later, he learns that the client's parents weren't the ones who tied the red string. He's gotten himself into serious trouble. No wonder it's so hard to break them up.
World Arc List
[World 1 ◆ Completed] Break Up the CP Series
The Pig Butcher's Youngest Son Helps the Handsome Protagonist Gong Break His Red-String Match
After Ye Linyue finishes harvesting vegetables and stays home, a handsome man in ornate robes arrives, twirling a folding fan. "Are you the youngest son of the only pig butcher in this village?"
Ye Linyue admits it. The handsome man... (Folded. Visit the author's page to read more.)
Theme: Even two people who seem so different can fall in love.
Bonus points~ I like the cute, cute and positive one the most! Yeah, yeah! Hug Da Da, it's like a 100-meter sprint with a chirp and a big mouth ~ emmmua!
The author is so cute! O(≧▽≦)O Mrs. O is really great~ Please keep up the good work~ I will continue to support you!
Mwah! I love you so much! It's just that why do you open so many pitfalls T_T? Where is your group?
It's late, but I'd better say it, let's finish with flowers, la la la~
Even though it's very late, I still want to say it's over and let the flowers bloom~(≧▽≦)/~
Thank you for your hard work O(∩_∩)O, touch
Haoxing Lake, complete with flowers. I'm looking forward to the next one, I love it so much
Is the sauce gone? ⊙_⊙
It actually ended (ˉεˉ) oh oh oh! So fast! (*?`*) The author is so hard-working and so cute! Hug me tight!
→_→I'm not happy that it ended so quickly. Well, let's end it and spread the flowers. I love you so much >3<
Bonus points~ I like the cute, cute and positive one the most! Yeah, yeah! Hug Da Da, it's like a 100-meter sprint with a chirp and a big mouth ~ emmmua!
The author is so cute! O(≧▽≦)O Mrs. O is really great~ Please keep up the good work~ I will continue to support you!
Mwah! I love you so much! It's just that why do you open so many pitfalls T_T? Where is your group?
It's late, but I'd better say it, let's finish with flowers, la la la~
Even though it's very late, I still want to say it's over and let the flowers bloom~(≧▽≦)/~
Thank you for your hard work O(∩_∩)O, touch
Haoxing Lake, complete with flowers. I'm looking forward to the next one, I love it so much
Is the sauce gone? ⊙_⊙
It actually ended (ˉεˉ) oh oh oh! So fast! (*?`*) The author is so hard-working and so cute! Hug me tight!
→_→I'm not happy that it ended so quickly. Well, let's end it and spread the flowers. I love you so much >3<