[Normal Synopsis] Three years after the war, Harry is accidentally reborn at the age of eleven after taking part in a raid against the Death Eaters, and enters Slytherin House. But his rebirth seems to have caused quite a few butterfly effects. For instance, Hermione ends up in wise Ravenclaw, where she gets into playful squabbles with Pansy. And he and Draco Malfoy, who had inexplicably become "mortal enemies," gradually find their way to becoming lovers...
[Unhinged Synopsis] The Chosen One: Being reborn is one thing, but Merlin, do you have any idea why I ended up in Slytherin?!
And fine, I'm in Slytherin, but why on earth did I end up in bed with this Malfoy guy???!!!
Merlin: Chosen One, I don't want to deal with you.
Draco, successfully won over The Chosen One and feeling smug: Settle down, Potter.
Harry: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻!
Come on!!!!!!!
Woohoo, can I still see my wife filling the hole in my lifetime?
Check in I came very late
Ahhhh, where is Chapter 39?
When will you come back to fix the problem?
Please help me make up for the pitfall d(?д??)
I was a little confused at first, that Umbridge actually had the guts to act domineering when the old devil was at Houhuo School. Then I suddenly had an idea. With the brain capacity of their incompetent politicians, I might have conspired to make a conspiracy theory about the authenticity of the duel of the century and the real magic level of the two elders. Even though the British mainland has not been set foot by the forces from China, it seems that so many people on the European continent have died in vain.
Blaise switched sides, what a surprise, the original work was neutral.
I'm really tired of crossword puzzles (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
Sweet as hell, I can eat another truckload of cookies.