How to Deal with an Older Brother

News Club senior: "May I ask what it's like to have a brother who's taller, more handsome, and more capable than you?" Lin Wei: "Frustrating!" News Club senior: "You mean you feel inferior and ashamed when you compare yourself to him?" Lin Wei shook his head. "Not quite. It's, uh, how do I put it... I'm a grown man, but I instinctively know eighteen ways to defend myself against a pervert... You get what I mean, right?" News Club senior: "...I don't." ---- Terminal laziness, no chapters stockpiled, updates whenever ----