100 Silly Questions About Painted Murder

Couples: Dongfang Yuqing x Sha Qianmo; Bai Zihua x Hua Qiangu

Do these two have any scandals?

Bai Zihua: This venerable one has always kept himself pure. The only person I love is Xiaogu, as established in the official version!

Hua Qiangu silently wipes away her tears, thinking of all she had to go through to win her master's love.

Sister Sha: Heh, kept yourself pure?!!! Nobody wants you because you're a stone-faced stiff!

Hua Qiangu: Uh... Sister...

Sister Sha: This lord is adored by all under heaven, so of course I have plenty of scandals too.

Rising to her feet, Sister Sha smiles seductively and calls out, "Where are the Sha-Gu fans?"

The whole venue erupts: "Here! Here!"

She takes a step and calls out again, "Where's the Sha-Dan and Dan-Sha army?"

Chunqiu Bubai drops to one knee. "Saint Lord, there are too many of them. I was afraid they'd disrupt the show, so I sent them to the plaza outside. It's packed!"

Sister Sha glances at Bai Zihua. "Where are the Sha-Hua and Hua-Sha fans?"

The security guards rush in. "Saint Lord, they're at the door trying to force their way in. There are far too many of them!"

Only when Sister Sha is basking in her triumph does she finally remember that Pavilion Master Dongfang is standing beside her... Oh no...

She coughs twice. "Um, where are the Dong-Sha fans?"

A director jumps up in the audience. "Here! Right here!" (Even if you beat me to death, I won't admit that the Dong-Sha fans currently number only a handful.)

Sister Sha: "..."

The Venerable One asks Dongfang beside him, looking entertained, "What do you think, Lord Yixiu?"

Dongfang Pavilion Master fans his folding fan and answers without changing expression, "The truth is in the hands of the minority!"

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