[Water Margin] I Never Expected Wu Song to Be Like This

On Pan Xiaoxiao's eighteenth birthday, she wished upon the heavens to transmigrate to ancient times and become an unrivaled beauty whose name would be remembered for generations. To her complete surprise, she really did transmigrate. Pan Xiaoxiao looked at herself in the mirror. She was astonishingly beautiful. She pushed open the window, wanting to thank the heavens. But since it was her first time opening an ancient-style window, she accidentally knocked the wooden prop holding it up out of place. A moment later, a cry of pain came from downstairs. "Ow! Which blind fool did that? How dare you hit me?" Pan Xiaoxiao quickly leaned out to look. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Are you all right?" She saw a flashy man with slicked-back hair and a powdered face staring blankly at her. The familiar scene made Pan Xiaoxiao's heart sink. Then the short, stocky sesame-cake seller who was supposedly her husband returned, confirming her suspicions even more. Pan Xiaoxiao raised her middle finger to the sky. Damn it! You're messing with me! But can someone tell her why Wu Song is a woman?