My master is unreliable, my junior brothers have strong personalities, and my junior sisters have holes in their heads. I'm waiting for advice: how do I get my junior brothers and sisters to focus on cultivating immortality? If this keeps up, I really won't be able to take it anymore!!!
This is the story of someone with something wrong with his head trying to set a bunch of other people with something wrong with their heads straight, so they can cultivate immortality properly.
My imagination ran wild, and I couldn't resist starting this story. I'm still asking for comments to help me improve my writing. I'll write whatever comes to mind, I have no chapters saved up, and updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk.
The protagonist is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous! But he won't be girly like those oddball bottom characters. His golden finger has evolved into a golden thigh, though the thigh is rather well hidden.
This story features web-novel-style male and female protagonists, Jinjiang-style male and female protagonists, and both Mary Sues and Gary Stus. But don't doubt it: the most outrageously awesome one is definitely the protagonist!!!
P.S. The protagonist is a good person (?). This story really has no CP; the protagonist just doesn't have the wiring for romance.