The great river flows east, its waves sweeping all away,
A river of spring water flows eastward.
I'm Dajiang Dongliu, a second-year student at Bing Sheng Middle School. I come from a good family, get excellent grades, and currently serve as student council president. Yet I'm practically unknown at school.
Eventually, I realized it was simply because I didn't have a signature catchphrase, like:
"Group up, and I'll bite you to death."
"Mada mada dane."
"I have no interest in ordinary humans. If any of you are aliens, time travelers, people from another world, or espers, come find me! That is all!"
So I made a New Year's wish: I wanted a catchphrase people would remember me by.
My wish came true.
But I had no idea that the catchphrase would just spring out of my mouth on its own, perfectly suited to the situation and creating an effect I never expected.
And it was so damn satisfying!
Scene one:
"Herbivore, are you ready to accept your fate?"
"Don't talk! Kiss me!"
Scene two:
"Kufufufufu... I've returned from the end of the cycle of reincarnation!"
"Are you happy?"
Scene three:
"You're too relaxed!"
"The most important thing in life is to be happy."
The details don't matter. I made a lasting impression on everyone.
CP: Hibari. No character derailment, no character derailment, no character derailment! The romance is a very slow burn and pretty subtle, but this is not a no-CP story! The heroine is a creepy fangirl, but only for Hibari.
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Check in at 18 years. . . Drop!
Well, the author can prevent theft^o^
Piracy is rampant. . . Touch the author's wife
Come on, I'm looking forward to what's to come next
Diving party... Since you have joined V, I should still encourage you.
Dajiang: Brother Que, do you want some wine when you come to my humble home?!! I bet fifty cents that it's Brother Que!
Come on↖(^ω^)↗
Bosom friend. . . Young man A Gang, you have been deceived!!!
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Feeling sorry for Skalu 233333333