"Listen to your words and save me ten books. A man pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery to please herself. What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me. Life is easy, living is easy. Life is not easy. Why sleep for a long time before death, you will sleep forever after death. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters. Water can carry a boat, and it can also cook porridge. Diamonds are forever, and one will go bankrupt." Excerpted from Quotations of a Mean Man.