Taoist Priest, May I Borrow Your Heart?

"The first time I saw you, my heart began to beat."

"The second time, I grew a heart as well."

A stone spirit who has lived for a thousand years, Stone has never been afraid of anything, until she meets a taciturn Taoist with a cold expression.

Whenever she flirts with him, the Taoist turns red and bristles furiously.

She boasts to the little demons that she'll find herself a perfect husband, then secretly tries every possible approach to win him over.

But the Taoist turns out to be even more like a stone than she is.

Life is a play, and it all comes down to acting. Watch as she uses the thirty-six stratagems of courtship to pin that stinking Taoist beneath her pomegranate skirt...

Every day, Stone thinks fiercely to herself that today the Taoist will surely change his ways and devote himself to her. Then she'll reach the pinnacle of life, return home in glory, and make all the other little demons jealous.

But then...

Sob, sob, sob...

A few things to know before reading 0.0:

1. A lively, goofy story, one-on-one, happy ending.

2. The heroine is carefree and outspoken; the hero is ascetic.

3. The author is working hard on a stockpile of chapters and absolutely won't abandon the story. Feel free to jump in and give the author a good thrashing!

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* New lighthearted derivative work: Dream of the Red Chamber: May I Ask If Your Surname Is Lin?

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