Blurb: Reborn in another world, Ye Qianyu thought she could spend the rest of her life loafing around and living off her family's little apothecary. Who knew trouble would come knocking without warning?
First, she was inexplicably dragged into a bizarre case. Then a devious thug latched onto her. After that, she was somehow made to do hard labor collecting a bunch of useless cards. Before she knew it, her carefree days were long gone, and life had become a complete circus.
Some Gu [smiling]: "Yu Zhi, how about adding your name to my household registry? I promise I'll treat you well."
Ye Qianyu [cold laugh]: "Get lost! Pay me what you owe me first!"
Some Gu [sighing]: "Alas, Yu Zhi really is ill-mannered and wicked, with a terrible temper and a greedy eye for a bargain. Very well, I'll rid the people of this menace and take you into my household. That way, I'll have eliminated one great villain from the world and earned myself some good karma."
Ye Qianyu [fuming]: "Are you freaking kidding me? You just can't find anyone cheaper or easier to boss around than me! And you have the nerve to make it sound so noble. How can you be so shameless?!"
Some Gu [beaming]: "You understand me best, Yu Zhi. Men as genuine as you are rare in this world. I don't know why my taste is so terrible that I fell for you, but don't worry, I'll treat you well. Just stay home for the next few days and wait for me to come marry you."
Ye Qianyu [shaking with rage]: "What the hell! Go die!"
Some Gu [smiling, spreading his hands]: "Are you tired, Yu Zhi? It's all right, come rest in my arms. I'm strong and healthy. You're a little ugly and a little burly, but I don't mind."
Ye Qianyu (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "I'll tear you apart!!!"
Three Thousand's completed and upcoming stories. I'm the top, so come check them out!
"Reborn as a Wood Sprite" [Complete] Reborn in the interstellar age, cultivating, farming, and having babies.
"Easy Cat" [Ongoing] My cat demon husband came to live with me!
"Beast Cards [Reborn]" [Coming Soon] Ever since a thug took an interest in me, trouble just keeps coming.
"Call Me Grandpa, Long Live!" [Coming Soon] A shameless young master runs away from home and turns the cultivation world upside down.
"Starting Today, I'll Be a Matchmaker [Quick Transmigration]" [Ongoing] The modern-day God of Marriage arrives.
My CP's stories are all from the bottom's point of view. Go visit Maomao's page!
"The Snake Monster in the Ancient Tomb" Even if you're a strange snake monster, you're still mine. [Complete]
"The Ancient Evil Flood Dragon" An exciting story, lighthearted at first, with a scummy bottom and devoted top. A tragic ending, everyone dies, so read with caution. [Complete] (:зゝ∠)_
"Quick Transmigration: A Thousand Forms" Also known as "Tales of Cat Planet People". New story coming soon.
"Reborn as a Butterfly in the Apocalypse" In the apocalypse, a forest king top x a cute, once-weak-now-strong bottom. The whole world has only the two of us. [Ongoing]
