General, Why Do You Have a Tail?

Synopsis: This story is also known as "The Young General Is Not Human... He's a Beast, Ahhh!" "On the Physical Strength of Humans Versus Demons? Beasts?" and "Young General, Don't Think You Can Reform Me! My Chrysanthemum Will Never Bloom!"

When Gong Xiaomu climbed out of the pool, he discovered that he had been reborn...

Then he was told that he no longer had the function... er, the qualifications to marry a wife, because he was going to marry a man!

What?!

Young General: Wife, I want to consummate our marriage.

Gong Xiaomu: Wait! I'm building up my strength, you beast... monster!

Young General: Wife, it's time to rest. (He easily scoops him up and carries him to bed.)

Gong Xiaomu: ...

Young General: Not going to resist?

Gong Xiaomu: ...General, your tail is out again! (*////▽////*)

(This is just a sweet, fluffy story about an occasionally erratic, impulsive, and suicidal, yet usually gentle and wise bottom, and a powerful, domineering, scheming, cold-hearted top who may or may not be some kind of demon. They dote on each other.)

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Blurb:

Shen Yun is an adorable flying squirrel spirit. One day, he finds a strange-looking beast in the mountains. After a night of rumbling thunder, the beast takes human form?!

Shen Xiaodai is the only witness. Now he's being pestered by the beast, who has turned into a handsome man that can't farm or raise livestock, and is only good for looking pretty. What's most frustrating is that this man, who is always flirting with people left and right, doesn't even know he's a demon! A beast!

How can this be allowed?

So this flying squirrel spirit, who's only a little over ten years old, has to provide for the household and keep an eye on that dangerously beautiful man to stop him from causing trouble. He's exhausted every day, and at night the troublemaker is always bothering him. When he reaches the age to marry, he still can't find a girl to match with! Even a mouse has its limits!

[A sweet, fluffy, slice-of-life farming story about a hardworking, naturally adorable flying squirrel spirit bottom who is reborn from modern times into ancient times, and a domineering, devastatingly handsome top who somehow fell into the mortal world, lost his memory, and thinks he's human.]

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Fake newbie: ...I just want to play the game in peace. Why are you all digging up dirt on me and posting it on the forums? QAQ

Fans: You even stole our male god! And you won't let us investigate?! (╰_╯)

Faced with President Ye's forceful declarations of love, the little newbie is at a loss: I... have a partner in the game, and he's a male god, too!

The male god in the game, President Ye in real life: ...Can I kill my in-game self?

Fans: Ahahahahahaha, no! Our male god brought this on himself! Hahaha! (╭￣▽￣)╯╧═╧ Happy table-flipping!

(╯￣Д￣)╯╘═╛ Flip the table in anger!

┬, ┬ノ(' - 'ノ) Put it back, put it back!

(╯°Д°)╯┻━┻ Flip it one more time, damn it!

(╯#-_-)╯~~~~~~~~~~╧═╧ Whoosh!

(╯#-皿-)╯~~╧═╧ That was satisfying!

(╯￣Д￣)╯╘═╛ Let's get fired up!

The male god was supposed to belong to all of us!

A high-IQ, high-EQ streamer and male god, gentle on the outside and scheming within, X a newbie who seems lousy at the game and really is lousy, pretending to be aloof, high-IQ, and completely lacking in emotional intelligence.

[Guaranteed updates, daily chapters! As long as you get me signed, I can keep updating without stopping! Ahhh! ︿(￣︶￣)︿]

Come on, cheer me up! You used to spoil me so much.

The game is inspired by Jian San. (*_*)

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