Version 1: The moment I knew I had traveled through time, I thought, no matter what, I should keep a low profile and never draw attention to myself.
It turns out that I really thought too much.
I'm wearing clothes from the Eastern Jin Dynasty. When I open the door, I can see a group of people running naked, dancing as if no one else is around, and some seriously imitating the braying of donkeys... The ancients were so open-minded, why should I be embarrassed?
Version 2: I stopped this young man with gentle features and asked: Master, do you know what the person I want to marry looks like?
Xie An covered his nose with a fan, frowned and replied: His hair is as white as your skin, and your hair is as dark as his skin.
I was stunned, old and ugly?
That night, I packed up my bags, climbed over the wall and left the house, and escaped from my marriage to Xie An.
A joke almost changed history and life.