Version 1: The moment I knew I had traveled through time, I thought, no matter what, I should pay attention to keeping a low profile in words and deeds, and never be too ahead of myself.
It turns out that I really thought too much.
I'm wearing the Eastern Jin Dynasty. When I open the door, I can see a group of people running naked, dancing as if no one else is around, and some seriously imitating the braying of donkeys...
The ancients were so unrestrained, why should I be embarrassed?
Version 2: I stopped this young man with gentle eyebrows and asked: Master, do you know what the person I want to marry looks like?
Xie An covered his nose with a fan, frowned and replied: His hair is as white as your skin, and your hair is as dark as his skin.
I was stunned, old and ugly?
That night, I packed up my bags, climbed over the wall and left the house, and escaped from my marriage to Xie An.
A joke almost changed history and life.
PS: The heroine Su Youbai will grow up to be a responsible girl in the early stage. After all, in addition to the romantic romances of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there are also Wuhu Luanhua, so this article is also called "The Rise of the Useless Heroine". Whatever is written is how it is written, so let's just make do with it. Of course, bad authors will work hard to write well.