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[Coming Soon: Sit Down! It's All Standard Procedure] Infinite-flow story with two top players, one openly powerful vs. one secretly flirtatious. A sharp-tongued, cold-hearted boss who likes to mess with people and get them killed x a beautiful-face-loving bottom with max combat power who refuses to play by the rules. Please roll around, act cute, and add it to your collection! After transmigrating into a potted cactus, Lu Cheng was brought home by a plant-killer who supposedly kills every plant he tries to raise. Looking at the room full of dead plants, Lu Cheng frowned. Lu Cheng: Handsome guy, where did you get the confidence to bring me home? The gentle young man in front of him frowned too. "Is this thing easy to keep alive?" From then on, Lu Cheng, a top-tier tall, rich, and handsome guy with looks, money, and charm, had no choice but to live in a one-sided "cohabitation" with a pretty boy. The pretty boy looks great, and I've heard he's a top student. But so what? Even if Meng Ziyu needs him around to read, Meng Ziyu needs him to smell his food, even when Meng Ziyu takes a bath, he... Lu Cheng absolutely won't... Ahem. Lu Cheng, upright and righteous (disdainfully): What's there to look at on a man? You could put me on the toilet to purify the air every day, and I still wouldn't want to look at you! * Meng Ziyu has an official boyfriend with a mysterious persona: rich and handsome, but no taste? Deeply devoted, but emotionally fragile? They've been together for six years, but for the past two months, his boyfriend has stopped coming home. Lu Cheng jumps right in: He must be cheating! Break up with him! I'll keep you with my air-purifying powers! Onlookers: ...Maybe think it through a little more? Lu Cheng doesn't get it and keeps enthusiastically gossiping. Until one day, he discovers that his own character setting has been transplanted into the campus love story between Meng Ziyu and his boyfriend... Lu Cheng frowns: Damn, the gossip has turned out to be about me... #Believe in the world, believe in love, the ridiculous scum top is always here# #Everyone knows I've got a secret identity except me# Cactus top x devoted homemaker bottom They dote on each other. The top turns back into a human later on. Comedy style. A divider that refuses to be centered ☆Coming Soon: Sit Down! It's All Standard Procedure [Coming Soon. Roll around like a tiger, act cute, and please add it to your collection!] Shi Nuo, ranked first on the points leaderboard, had always been living it up in the survival game, with a lead of two digits over the runner-up. But he ultimately crashed and burned in the final instance, had his points reset to zero, and vanished without a trace. When everyone thought he was done for, Shi Nuo appeared in a survival instance once again, now sporting the title of a zero-point rookie after his account was wiped. A Dragon-Slaying Sabre drops into the beginner village. Players 1, 2, and 3, who barely survived: Rookies should know their place and act as cannon fodder! "Rookie" Shi Nuo, about to switch to fast-clear mode, let go of the boss by the scruff of his neck: Eeek! I'm scared! . The final instance of Twelve Nights has always been a death trap that players enter but never leave. No one knew Shi Nuo had crashed and burned there because he had turned their perfectly good survival game into "Love and the Final Boss." After his account was wiped, Shi Nuo unexpectedly discovered his "Boss husband" in an instance. The face was the same, but it was now on an NPC who made a living harvesting players' lives. Other players: Holy crap! Why is there a funeral escort here? Shi Nuo: Mr. Funeral Escort, you look radiant, and love is in the air! Would you be interested in a romance with me to the death? Gu Xianzhou: You want to romance me with your life? Shi Nuo was stunned: I thought he came out to share a romantic moonlit evening with me. I never expected he simply wanted me dead. What a pure, unpretentious pervert! [A sharp-tongued, cold-hearted boss who likes to mess with people and get them killed x a bottom with max combat power who refuses to play by the rules and loves handsome faces] Theme: