The Poor Original System

When a computer idiot meets a computer caretaker,

When a computer killer meets a computer gray hat hacker,

This is the prelude to a dog falling in love with eating shit,

This is the foreseeable ending of a rabbit straining to shit, constipated, with it stuck in its anus,

Thank you. This is a story about a dog, a rabbit, and shit.

Amitabha, swastika.