A Reborn Female's Sorrows

Deluxe version: This is a story of faint sorrow; This is a story of eggy, faint sorrow; This is a... Wait, something seems off. What does eggy, faint sorrow even mean? Lan Yi says he's not sad at all. That's right, all that happened was that he was luckily (unluckily) turned into an egg, then luckily (unluckily) got targeted by countless supposedly hungry? thirsty? males. That's nothing, okay! The only thing that really makes him feel a little sad is, why is he female??! What the heck is a female egg??! Don't tell me you were already planning to keep me as a pet before I hatched, hey! Lan Yi thinks that if he got another chance, he'd definitely stay inside the egg and never come out. Definitely!!! Short version: To bend or not to bend, that is the question. But!!! The moment he turns around, well, what do I do if I get bent into a plate of incense coils? Help, I'm waiting online... Confused + dead inside.jpg Warning, warning: Proceed with caution. Please remember to buy insurance and bring a lightning rod. Thank you for your cooperation! (Serious face) ~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~ The story is being revised, and chapters have changed. I'm terribly sorry if you don't like the changes! Also, thank you all for your continued support. It means a great deal of encouragement to a beginner like me. Thanks! I hope you'll continue to support my future works. *Bows* Please check out my new story →→→→: Theme: