Harry Potter: The Fire of Gryffindor

The train carrying Harry, Ron, and Hermione has an accident... Have they transmigrated? But this world seems different from the one they knew... What are they seeing? Malfoy putting on a dazzling platinum aristocrat's aria? A bunch of reckless, ignorant, arrogant, playful, school-hating Gryffindors blasting Slytherin? Slytherin aristocrats who are all aloof, restrained, clever, perceptive, and committed to defending their family honor? And there's so much more... so much... so very much... Harry: I am extremely shocked. Ron: My knees hurt. Hermione: I honestly have nothing to say. And so, the Gryffindor trio, with the minds of 28-year-olds, set off on a long journey to fight back against the slander... Actually, the world they've landed in is called "xxxx's Water"... I really don't want to write OOC (T_T;)┘, but I still want to have fun poking at things. I'll be serious when the moment calls for it, and playful when it doesn't. I'll refer to information from Pottermore and Wikipedia (please trust me, I'll cite it). If I include tributes to other fanfics, I'll cite those too. A tribute to Aunt Rowling, to A Joke on Mary Sue, and to other fics that fight against Mary Sue OOC bashing and whitewashing. I recommend HP Fanfic's Fanfic by Ji Suixin, another fanfic of that sort. The author procrastinates and doesn't have a proper computer, but hopes to write a few hundred words a week. I'm currently slogging through xxxx's Water, and my worldview is close to falling apart. Please forgive me. I've started a group, so you're welcome to come chat~ 182819296 Note: The author has abandoned this story orz