[Qiwuxia] The Soft and Fluffy Grass

#I woke up to find I was a plant and was completely dumbfounded##When I met my 'familiar-looking' savior, my entire plant self freaked out##If you have the nerve to pluck my leaves, you have the nerve to fertilize me too! Wait! What are you doing... Ah!!!#ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘[Tomb] This herb has passed away. If you need anything, please water it with Heavenly Spring Water [Tombstone] Damn it, Lord Lan has been holed up in this little place for hundreds of years, and only now discovered that this is the era where his male god lives. What a pity that now, as a 'slightly sinister plant,' even when doing good deeds, he has to sneak around and pretend it wasn't him... This is the story of a plant whose brain had been idle for hundreds of years, thinking about nothing, until even its intelligence and sense of self were [blanked out] ╮(; v;)╭Important notes for readers: 1. The protagonist will never truly remember his past life or anything like that. No clearing the plot by exploiting prior knowledge~ 2. Pure and wholesome, pure and wholesome. Look at my silly... no, my innocent eyes. 3. I'm not a canon stickler. Whether it's the original characterizations or the fanfic ones, love comes first. P.S. Irregular updates can't be helped. Comments are welcome~~