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Hello author, do you still remember the end of that article when you wrote the belated Iceberg Attack? When I was still on Zihuamen Immortal Mountain, I often heard people say that my master had many peach blossoms, very many, extremely many, simply too many. I was young and ignorant at that time, so I stared at him with my disciple Dahuang for a long time with two pairs of round eyes, but I couldn't tell where he had any love. Later, one day when the master was sending Fairy Qianyu back to the mountain from the mountain gate next door, Yujian came from the clouds. When he arrived at the mountain gate, he saw a man and a dog standing in front of the door, staring at him. He couldn't help but be surprised and said: "Qing'er, what are you doing here?" Dahuang followed me and stared at him, looking left, right, up, and down. From the oil stain on his sleeve to the rouge mark on his chest, he couldn't see the peach blossom. I was relatively dull back then, and when he asked me what I was doing, I couldn't say that I was looking at him to see if there were any peach blossoms, otherwise he would remember that I hadn't finished the picking work in the peach blossom garden, so I could only stare at him blankly. My master feels sorry for me. After all, he has thought that my brain is not very easy to use since I was a child. This is true, but although my brain is not easy to use, it is not as difficult as he thought. My master stared at me for a long time, then asked me, "Is Qing'er hungry?" Dahuang understood and immediately barked at him three times. So I stared at him for a long time and finally got a good meal. All the fellow disciples in the Zihua Sect are very envious of me because the food I eat is the best in the entire Zihua Sect. My master told all his uncles and uncles: "Qing'er's brain has not been good since she was a child. Feeding her some good food can also make up for it." In fact, I am very embarrassed about this matter, because I said that although my brain is not working well, it is really not as bad as he thought. However, if I tell him this fact... I will not have good fish or meat to eat, and I will have to eat dry food and cabbage with the group of fellow apprentices below Ziyue Peak. After all, the pigs in the farmer's house down the mountain eat better than they do. My master has not expected me to learn anything since I was a child. According to what he said, "I, Qi Yang's apprentice, can still be bullied?" Facts have proved that he is really too confident. This confidence will follow me like a shadow throughout my life, and it will harm me for the rest of my life. When I was eighteen years old, I went down the mountain to practice with all my brothers and sisters of the same age. As the only girl among the students at the same time, my master expressed that he was very worried about those brothers (mainly because he was worried about my brain) and asked me to go down the mountain alone away from them. I still can't understand why my master is worried about the disciples taught by the same sect, but is so confident about the thieves and robbers at the bottom of the mountain. He probably uses himself as a yardstick and thinks that everyone who comes from the Zihua Sect is as mean and carefree as him. However, this is really an injustice to several senior brothers. After all, all the peach blossoms in the entire Zihua Sect have been monopolized by my master, so how can others have a chance. It is said that he once persuaded several fairies to get wet with rain and dew, but the fairies raised their hands and slapped them, then rolled their sleeves and walked out of the Zihua Gate. As a qualified teacher, Qi Yang equipped me with sword secrets and various powerful treasures, allowing me to use them to defend myself when in danger. I said, "Qi Yang, I don't know how to use these things." My master: "... It's okay, just scare them. If anyone dares to bully you, you will pull out the giant tower and blind their eyes." Me: "... I can't pull up this giant tower..." Anyway, I just went down the mountain. The reason why I call him Qi Yang is because he has been called him that way since he was a child. As for when he was younger, I called him a jerk. Because I cried a lot when I was little, he had to hug me everywhere he went every day. However, things would easily happen if he hugged me. For example, when I was chewing on my fingers until they were fragrant, I would see a beautiful woman with a jade skirt and purple gold hairpin coming angrily. As soon as she raised her water sleeves, she slapped him: "Qi Yang, you bastard!" Qi Yang said: "Hey, I picked up this child..." I cried immediately when I heard this. He panicked when I cried: "Okay, okay, I didn't pick it up..." The beautiful woman glared angrily and said, "Hey, we've only been together for a few days, and you already have a child!" Qi Yang felt aggrieved: "I didn't give birth to this..." I continued to cry. Qi Yang had to coax me again: "Okay, okay, it's not his biological child..." Then the fairy raised her hand and rolled up her sleeves, revealing a fair and slender wrist. She aimed at his face and slapped him, turned around and left fiercely: "Asshole!" Then, one day a few years later, Qi Yang teased me with a rattle in front of me: "Call Master, call Master and I will give it to you." I stared at him blankly for a long time, opened my mouth and shouted "bastard". My bad luck officially started after going down the mountain. In Qi Yang's words, I am a fool who is blessed. Although I am not very smart, I have a cute and cute face that everyone loves. No matter where I go, people like me. In fact, this is wrong. As soon as I got off the mountain, I met a beautiful sister. She was beautiful and dressed beautifully. Even the little white fox she was carrying was beautiful. I looked at the beautiful sister with the barking rhubarb for a long time, and finally she turned back to look at me. In fact, I have always been a little jealous of beauties. The main reason is that no matter how gentle, considerate and kind these beauties are in the early stage, in the end they all slap people and call them bastards. I feel that Qi Yang's face has been rubbed out by these people over the years, so that it is getting thicker and thicker... When I was thinking about this, my beautiful sister had already seen me and even waved to me. I went up very excitedly. The beautiful sister had a beautiful face, a pointed chin, and charming eyes. Her eyes were so flowing, as if all the twilight and spring light under Zihua Sect were condensed in these beautiful eyes. The beautiful sister asked: "Little girl, what do you think I am doing?" How do I know. Maybe it's because you're good-looking? But I felt that I couldn't say this, because every time Qi Yang said this to the girl, a senior brother would always come to my ears and whisper that your master was seducing someone again. I thought to myself that I didn't seduce her, so I couldn't say that. Usually when I don't know what to say, I just look at the other person in a daze. The beautiful sister smiled and reached out to cover the corners of Danzhu's lips: "Idiot, what are you looking at?" Me: "Hey hey hey." She said: "Sister, please eat steamed buns, okay?" I said, "Okay, but you can't treat me to one, you have to treat both of us." Dahuang looked at her with salivation. The beauty turned her wrist, stuffed the bun into Dahuang's mouth, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll treat you two to it, but you have to tell me, what do you think I do?" I thought about it and told the truth: "I think you are very beautiful. Your fox is also more beautiful than my dog." The soft-haired white fox glanced at the panting Dahuang, his eyes full of disgust. Sister Meiren treated me to a meal and asked me where I was going. I said I didn't know and I wasn't going to Zihua Mountain anyway. At that time, we ate in the town at the foot of Zihua Mountain. The beautiful sister's beautiful eyes widened slightly: "Why?" I said, "Because I want to go somewhere other than Zihua Mountain." The white fox beauty's eyes dimmed for a moment, she lowered her eyes and sighed softly: "That's fine, it just so happens that I also want to stay far away from that place and never see it again." As she said that, she smiled gently at me again: "My name is Bai Lan, you can call me Sister Lan." Then she touched my head gently: "What a little idiot. If you have nowhere to go, why don't we go together in the future." I think this place at the foot of the mountain is simply great. The sister at the foot of the mountain is gentle and beautiful. She gave me steamed buns to eat when she saw me, and she was also willing to accompany me on my trip down the mountain... I was so moved, so moved, so moved... Then, Bai Lan smiled and asked me: "What is your name, and which sect you are a disciple of?" She looked at Dahuang and laughed again: "How do you raise a dog as a spiritual animal?" I said, "My name is Qi Qing, and I am a disciple of the Zihua Sect. I came down the mountain to travel." Then I held Dahuang in my arms and said, "I tell you, my Dahuang is very smart. Don't look down on it." As I was talking, the white fox swept my rhubarb with its tail. My rhubarb raised its paw with a stone in it, and pointed it at the little face of the white fox with a slapping paw. The little fox wailed and hid behind Bai Lan. Bai Lan was slightly startled: "Your surname is Qi? Who did you study under?" I was relatively stupid back then. Qi Yang said that if anyone was dissatisfied, he would report his name immediately, so I said, "I learned it from Qi Yang." The beauty's fair and transparent face suddenly turned red, her beautiful eyes widened like autumn water, and her charming eyes burst out with anger. Her whole face was instantly twisted and ferocious: "Are you a kid from the Qi Yang family?" I jumped out of the chair with Dahuang in my arms and took two steps back: "You... Are you my master's wife too?" Bai Lan was completely angered by that "yes". She raised her hand, unsheathed her sword and said in a sharp voice: "It turns out that he already has a little bastard. Why do we have to go back and forth if our love lasts for a long time? It turns out that he even has a child!" I'm wronged. I'm really not his child. Don't bully me for not studying enough and having a bad mind. Soon enough, I jumped on Dahuang's back and hugged its neck tightly. The spirit dog took me a hundred meters away in an instant, and then I escaped the fatal blow of Fairy Bailan. I lay on top of the dog and was chased for three streets by the beautiful sister Yu Jian. Finally, her fox couldn't run anymore, and I was rescued. Qi Yang said back then that no one would dare to bully his disciples, but little did they know that I was being hunted down just because I was his disciple. I lay on the dog's back and waved awkwardly: "Master's wife, goodbye!" Please finish writing this!

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