Returning to the Modern Era as a Divine Dragon

The Third Prince of the Dragon King, Ao Bing, was skinned and had his tendons ripped out. Now he has a chance to be reborn in three thousand worlds of storybooks. In his first life, he had a noble birth: his father was a grand tutor, his sister was a favored consort, and he was the youngest in the family, with a noble title awaiting him. Unfortunately, his name was Pang Yu, and he was executed by the Dragon-Head Guillotine. In his second life, he was still born to privilege. He easily attained the title and clan leadership that men in feudal society aspired to, despite his young age. Unfortunately, his name was Jia Zhen, and he got caught in the pitfalls of Dream of the Red Chamber, nearly never making it out alive. Before he could begin a third life, the Dragon King angrily rushed to the Sun Palace to seek backing. Lu, the one and only sun, who wanted to quit, said: "I hereby name him Long Yang. He shall share in my fortune and serve as the divine dragon who protects the nation." The newly named and appointed Long Yang: "..." "Professional cuju teams existed back in the Song dynasty. Have we regressed in modern times? If we don't win the next World Cup, just you wait." "Tell all the writers their copyright will be protected. But if they start a story and don't finish it, let's see them try." "A real-life Blind Mountain situation? A whole village of elderly, weak, sick, and disabled people, and no way to deal with it? The Dragon-Head, Dog-Head, and Tiger-Head Guillotines are just 9.9 yuan, with free shipping from Judge Bao!" "Using charity as a cover for a beast in gentleman's clothing to pursue 'true love'? Should Master Zhen help you tag your daughter-in-law or your sister-in-law?" "..." The Paranormal Affairs Bureau: "Rest assured, we'll handle this according to the law. If there's no applicable law, we'll make one." "Oh, and don't let me hear anyone say, 'He's just a child.' If you won't teach your brat properly, I don't mind helping you tag Taiyi Zhenren."