[Naruto] The Next Generation Crisis

I was grossed out by JJ's antics before, so seeing people still supporting it is kind of touching. I'm moving this to LOFTER. @I'd rather write than revise [Starting May 3] All my classmates are geniuses, the kind with influential backgrounds and good looks, born with maxed-out stats who even need an extra coat of color when they're drawn. And then there's Scruffy, with the looks you'd expect from someone called Scruffy: none. Grades: none. A significant other... please, be kind and don't break us up _(:зゝ∠)_ The skill I depend on to make a living is: accidentally discovering that I was created by an author! And I'm the protagonist? But that doesn't help me at all! [flips table] Anyway, a traitor has emerged from the talented next generation of Konoha. My name is Scruffy. You can call me Scruffy-kun or Scruffy-hime, but not Scruffy Chicken, thank you. My only cute point is that my gender is unknown. These are my comrades: Extras and Bit Players. Come on, say hello to everyone. Extra: . Bit Player: ... As a Scruffy who crawled up from the talented next generation of Konoha, my life is an epic tale, both tragic and stirring. Even if, in the end, I'm still just a scruffy nobody. You don't know that Sarada Uchiha is a total Hokage fanatic; you don't know that Boruto Uzumaki, that spoiled rich kid, is always thinking about Uncle Sasuke's photo book; you don't know that Aoi Uzumaki is actually a mama's boy. The day before yesterday, Zhenjing's game console got confiscated by his mom again. I heard Fatty's been trying to lose weight lately. Hey, Mitsuki, did your mom blow up?! Shikadai says the Lord Kazekage from the neighboring village is getting married, but Aunt Tenten from our village has been single forever! Hey, hey, Teacher Sarutobi, aren't you Konohamaru's younger brother? Why does he get the elite class while you get a bunch of good-for-nothing bit players? Oh, right, I heard Scruffy was created by someone. Who was the author again? Extra: A handsome guy? Bit Player: The ultimate top? Sarada: I heard they're a ninja as famous as the Hokage. Boruto: Then they're as strong as my master? Hmph, what's so great about being Hokage? Scruffy: You're all right, but I don't really know either. Go check out the portal. You'll see if you bookmark it. Everyone: Good idea! Portal: A lighthearted Gaara story, completed: A Sasuke story full of sugar, at the cost of my life: