[Horror Crossover] I Narrowly Escaped the Grim Reaper

I couldn't stand my writing from two years ago, so I'm going to rewrite the whole thing. Because of Luo Anlu's uniquely bad luck, he was chosen by the Bad Luck System. The System wants him to take part in horror movie plots, and the more involved he is, the better. Ideally, he should die at the hands of a supernatural boss just like the protagonist, so the System can grow faster. But then the System was horrified to discover: our protagonist just won't die! --Did I really bind myself to someone with bad luck? QAQ My Host might be a fake. My heart hurts. And so, the protagonist eventually let loose completely-- He went around provoking Kayako, the Grim Reaper, Sadako, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre killer, the great white shark, and all the other monsters, getting right in their faces before walking away without a scratch, thoroughly satisfied. Horror movie bosses: See that human? It looks like he's right there, but he's not. He's not there at all, and you can't touch him! Luo Anlu: Ha. Come at me all you want. If you manage to kill me, I lose. System: 〒_〒 There's no point in living.jpg P.S. The protagonist is an absurdly lucky god-tier player. No matter what the bosses try, they just can't kill him.