I Heard You're Rich

He Zhi is a God of Wealth, aloof and abstinent? Shen Lan is a wandering immortal, poor and lazy, with magic that's terrible to boot. The two come down to the mortal world to experience ordinary life. To make money, Shen Lan sells her body to let little demons possess her. But one after another, the demons who possess her are all after their idol, He Zhi. And so... Possessed Shen Lan: Ahhh, my idol, hug me! He Zhi: Hug, hug, hug. Possessed Shen Lan: Ahhh, my idol, kiss me! He Zhi: Kiss, kiss, kiss. Possessed Shen Lan: Ahhh, my idol, hold my hand! He Zhi: ??? Shouldn't you be asking me to do it??? Shen Lan, after the demon leaves: ... Aloof and abstinent: What the hell did I do to deserve you picking on me like this! :) A nonsensical sweet romance. [Updates around nine at night. If anything comes up, I'll post a leave notice on Weibo or in the blurb. Weibo name: Jibai Bai Danao.] A little sweet treat of around 100,000 words, not going premium, just a palate cleanser~ Next book: Has My Patron's Luck Turned Today? If you're interested, give it a click and add it to your collection, mwah~ Yi Yun has been having a run of bad luck lately, so bad that even a sip of cold water gets stuck between his teeth. Desperate to turn his luck around, he, who has never believed in all that nonsense, reposts a Weibo post about a lucky koi bringing good fortune. That afternoon, a package arrives. Inside is a koi... one that's barely alive... Whether his luck has changed, he can't say. All he knows is that he seems to have landed himself a big problem. The popular young star Su Yanxiu wakes up to find himself lying in an unfamiliar fish tank. Once he figures out what's going on and tries to go home, the tank's owner refuses to let him, claiming Su Yanxiu slept with him and has to take responsibility! Su Yanxiu: Huh? Boss, you might have it mixed up. I just want to go home. Yi Yun: I didn't get it mixed up. You heard me wrong. :) Su Yanxiu: Huh? Yi Yun: You slept with me, not the other way around. Besides, I spent so much money buying you. You think it's that easy to go back? Hmm? :) Su Yanxiu: ...Whose ass hurts? I'm the one who got slept with, okay?! [Flips table] Yi Yun's lips curled up. "You remember." A vegetarian entertainment-industry koi spirit and young star as the bottom x an omnivorous big boss Reading Guide: 1. A fake aloof, abstinent God of Wealth who secretly likes to flirt as the top x a poor, lazy, boastful, and contrary wandering immortal as the bottom 2. Bottom's perspective. 3. Silly, sweet, and innocent is justice. Everyday campus life and a sweet little romance. 4. Please don't compare rankings. If you don't like it, there's no need to tell the author. Premise: