I Never Expected You to Be This Kind of Male Fan / I Never Expected You to Be This Kind of Male God

Question: My little male fan keeps lying flat and tagging me in comments with his legs spread in an M. What should I do? It's urgent. Waiting for an answer online. Answer: Take him head-on! Question: But what if the male fan is also a shipper? Answer: Pin him down on the bed and fuck him until he's crying. Let's see if he still ships them after that. Question: But the ship he likes is me and him! Answer: Oh. (Turns around.) Someone bring the emperor's dog food. This is a happy story about a contrastingly cute male idol and his brainless fanboy, who lies flat, has sex, and makes babies.