I'm the Cutest Little One in the Galaxy

Updated daily. Upcoming stories are at the bottom: "After My Persona Crumbled, I Fell in Love with the School Heartthrob," "After Transmigrating, I Became the Dad of Fifty Kids [Interstellar]," and "Pretending to Be an Alpha Is a Disease, Being a Real Alpha Is the Cure [ABO]" The divine beast Bai Ze woke up from a nap to find a marriage notification: "Congratulations! Your genetic match with General Wenren has been confirmed, with a compatibility rate of 60.0001%." Here is the latest news about General Wenren: "The general is handsome and well-endowed, but has a short life expectancy. Probably not very good in bed, either." "The general has S-rank physical ability and mental strength, and a distinguished record of military service. The only problem is that his mania is flaring up badly. He can tear a person apart with his bare hands." Bai Ze had just prepared himself mentally for marriage when another notification arrived: "General Wenren has ended his engagement with you. Congratulations, you are single again." Bai Ze: ??? General Wenren's mania was flaring up badly, but he remained calm and restrained, his face expressionless and his whole body radiating an unmistakable keep-away-from-me vibe. The little divine beast in his arms gave an unhappy swipe with its paw: Rub my belly. General Wenren: Is this the right amount of pressure? Reading guide: The author is small, edible, and illiterate. Bugs and typos may appear unintentionally. I hope you don't mind. Enjoy! Upcoming story: "After My Persona Crumbled, I Fell in Love with the School Heartthrob" Breaking news! A celebrity is transferring into Class 5, Senior Year! The whole class goes wild at the news, but Gu Hezhou remains perfectly calm. As soon as Tong Mu transfers in, someone tells him the three class rules: Don't disturb Brother Gu while he's sleeping, don't get close to Brother Gu, and don't ask Brother Gu for his WeChat. Tong Mu takes the rules to heart and keeps his distance from Gu Hezhou at all times. Then one day, the seats are rearranged. Everyone wants to sit with Tong Mu, but Gu Hezhou marches over with a scowl, carries his desk over, and forces his way into the seat beside him. He takes out his phone and says gently, "Want to add me on WeChat? If not, you can come over to my place instead." Gu's buddies: "Boss??? I don't even have your WeChat???" Gu Hezhou: Love sure is sweet. "After Transmigrating, I Became the Dad of Fifty Kids [Interstellar]" Zhong Ming has just graduated from college when he gets a call about a job application: "Hello, we're a civilization from 5,000 years in the future. We'd like to invite you to join our Earthling Baby-Raising Project." "Our babies include two dragon-phoenix twins, one dinosaur, three mermaids, and several unhatched eggs containing unidentified creatures." "Please report to Noah's Ark within three working days. If you fail to show up, we'll blow up Earth." Zhong Ming: "???" Tasked with saving Earth, Zhong Ming arrives at the Earthling Baby Research Institute. Exhausted, he lifts the dragon that keeps coiling around him again and again. "Time to eat, sweetie." "No." The aloof dragon refuses. "I want to eat you." Please follow my author page too and take my stories with you. You can find my completed stories on my author page: "The Male God Wants to Remarry [Showbiz]" + "Little Crybaby" Theme: