Oh, Handsome God, Your Coccyx Is So Sexy!

My name is Bai Qiqige. Don't ask me why I have this name. I didn't want it either. My parents gave it to me. What can I do? Oh, I'm Mongolian. Qiqige means "flower." At least it's prettier than Bai Hua, right? I'm such a pure little white flower... That really wasn't meant as a compliment, was it? My eyes are green. They say one of my ancestors mixed with the Turks, so I'm mixed-race. But don't imagine I'm the beautiful kind. My eyes are more like a wolf's, a sickly green. Heh heh heh heh. But so what if I'm ugly? Nobody can see me anyway. I'm a fake blind person, with an official disability ID. My dad's friend, Lord Su Dao, got it for me. Apparently, he's a very influential person. Oh, he's a brainless idiot with a wolf-head tattoo on his chest. Apparently, he really likes Qiao Feng. I'm called a fake blind person because I can see, I just don't need to open my eyelids... When I open my eyes, I can see through things. Pretty cool, right? My handsome hero, your tailbone is so sexy... Damn it! What does it feel like to never find a partner in your life, and then discover that your boyfriend has turned into 206 bones just as you're about to have sex? There's a 100 percent chance you won't find the answer on Zhihu! Yep, that's right. I'm a 28-year-old girl who still stays cooped up at home.