The Witch's White Box Fantasy

Witch (face twisted): I'll curse you!

Hero (expressionless): ...

Witch (gritting her teeth): Since this is what you all want, then prepare to receive a witch's curse!

Hero (expressionless): ...

Witch (eyes bloodshot): I won't forgive you. Not one of you...

Hero (expressionless): ...

Witch (fallen into darkness): I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!

Hero (expressionless): ...

Witch (exploding): I'll curse you all! Ugh... Hey!

Hero (scooping her up): Had enough fun? Let's go home, Maria. You've used that gag before.

Witch (struggling nonstop): You sneaky hero, attacking me by surprise!

Hero (looking down at her): I'll give you dessert tonight.

Witch (blushing): Hmph, h-hmph. That'll do, I suppose. (￣^￣)

The hero thinks his witch is as adorable as ever. (ˉ﹃ˉ)

P.S. I couldn't calm down after reading Lan Shao's White Box Magician, so I decided to channel all my excitement into words! All three main characters are so adorable! The author's skills are first-rate. I bow down in admiration.

This won't follow the original completely. You could say most of it is pretty similar, so please don't bash me over that. ovo

I'm planning to base the main story on End 1, and might add Ends 2 and 3 in the side stories.

As a cleanliness-obsessed author, what makes me happiest is that there are absolutely no female supporting characters~~

If this isn't your thing, please escape as soon as possible through the red X in the upper-right corner.