[HP] Reborn: What's a Savior? Can I Eat It, Meow?

This is a story about a temporarily named reborn, darkened little H. In his previous life, he never got the chance to confess to his Potions professor, so in this life he works to clear every obstacle standing between him and a life with Sev. The plot? The war? Who cares? Anyone who dares interrupt me while I'm pursuing Sev can just die, die, die! So what if I'm selfish? If you dare bully me, I'll get Salazar to beat you up! To hell with Voldemort and Dumbledore! Every last one of them either wants to kill me or is scheming against me. Whoever wants to be this stupid Chosen One can have the job. All I need is Sev. Note: The plot is completely turned on its head. There is character derailment and melodrama, but no angst at all. My tear ducts are just too sensitive. Little H goes dark, but I'll try not to make the professor too out of character. Dumbledore bashing and Gryffindor bashing (mostly Ron, since I never liked him in the books). If that's not your thing, please read with caution~ One last time: this story is poisonous, so read at your own risk! Ducks behind a pot lid and floats away~ That's all~