"Shit! My own eyes fooled me from the very beginning!"
"I asked you here only to work together."
"Make me a drink, just enough to get him drunk."
"Ha, so you two really did hook up?"
"What do you think?"
"Come on, give me a straight answer. I made a bet with someone."
"So you fooled all of us."
"Are you trying to roast me alive?"
"Are you trying to drown me?"
"When this is all over, come home with me. No more missions."
"Are you sure that tiny salary of yours can support me?"
A province-personification ensemble fic, with Di Mo as the main pairing. Modern alternate-universe setting.
Lots of original worldbuilding.
Many pairings, mainly Di Mo, with E Xiang and Zhe Su also featured. There are also some rare-pair recommendations.
