How I Ruled the World Through Cooking

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [Blurb] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Launching in January To recover his lost memories and bearing the hopes of everyone in his village, Eugene Walker sets off for the distant Holy City of Light to study. It's just that the major he was assigned to seems a little off. On the very first day of school, his partner gets eaten and ends up in the hospital. Eugene fashioned himself a perfect body: a head of soft, glossy black curls, eyes as deep and lingering as the night, skin pale as freshly fallen snow, and thin lips red as flames. His beauty transcends gender and race; his voice makes people willing to do anything for him. He is God's most perfect creation, blessed with peerless looks. It just doesn't work on one person. Eugene Pendragon: "I'd give up my faith in the God of Darkness for you, and spend the rest of my days cooking and keeping house." Constantine Christian: "...No, thank you." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [A Guide to Enjoying This Story] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ① A 1.67-meter-tall country goblin beauty is the top, and her partner is 1.91 meters tall. Two old monsters fall in love, they can't understand each other's language, and they have to jump to kiss. ② The plot is pure nonsense. I'll be throwing in tons of self-indulgent sweetness as I write, so don't come at me with logic. ③ And don't talk to the author about intelligence, either. The author has none! ④ Updates daily at 6:00. At other times, I'm fixing typos. My profile ↓ Theme: