Hetu posted an anonymous vent thread on Tieba, desperately trying to smear his roommate Qingming. But the netizens saw past appearances and chimed in: "You two are totally in love!" "He's absolutely in love with you, OP, but can't bring himself to say it!" "This is exactly why the FFF Brigade only burns heterosexual couples, ahhh!"
--------------------In the end, those wonderfully strange netizens turned Hetu gay! Yes, gay.
[Watch the seme from Brokeback Mountain carefully scheme his way into winning the beauty's heart.]
Meticulous, scheming seme X vain, short-tempered uke
[The Dirty Is Healthier series, second installment: Along the River During the Qingming Festival]
Theme:
When I see the river map, I first think of map 233333
"Along the River During Qingming Festival" is not what I thought it means (⊙⊙)b