From Ancient Times to the Present: No Acting Skills at All

[On Set] Director: You’re playing a high school student now. You don’t want to go to military school, so show that rebellious streak typical of your age, okay? Xie Ying: ... Director: She killed you. Where’s your hatred?! Xie Ying: ... Director: The fight choreography coming up is a bit complicated. Work closely with the fight choreographer. Xie Ying: Okay. Everyone: Someone come drag her away! The fight choreographer’s about to get beaten to death! [On the Show] Comment A: Goddess, marry me! Comment B: I feel like I’ve bent into a whole mosquito coil. Comment C: Low-molecular-weight dextran! Hydroxyethyl starch! Help, I’m going into shock! [In the News] Here is a news bulletin: At noon today, a concerned citizen surnamed Xie assisted police in apprehending two fugitives from Province C at the XX Shopping Mall. Now, let’s turn to our report from the scene. Fan: Someone pinch me. Is that really my Ying? Hater: Her image is totally crumbling, huh? She’s always pushing that talented-woman persona, but she’s really just a fighter. Heh. Bystander: Is there something wrong with those people above? Don’t you think Xie Ying is insanely cool? Chu Tingjun, a female general of the Yu Kingdom, once took an enemy general’s head in battle. But she too lost her life, and then transmigrated into Xie Ying, an artsy actress who had died in an accident. Acting? She can handle fight scenes, and she can pull off emotionless roles. As for anything else, I’ll pass. [2025.7.26] Da Qiu has picked up the keyboard and is getting back into writing. One or two updates a week, and the story will be finished this year. [2021.4.13] Due to health issues, this story will be taken off VIP tomorrow (2021.4.14). I’m sorry, truly sorry, and thank you all for your patience and companionship over the years. There should be another 150,000 to 200,000 words left. I’ll do my best to finish it little by little. *Bows.* Completed entertainment-industry novel: (If you’re reading on your phone, tap the author column in the upper-right corner to find it~) Theme: