+[Blurb] My debut novel is complete. I've given up on the blurb! I wrote three versions, and every one got criticized. Since I'm hopeless at blurbs, let's just have fun and go bare! I've given up on the story, too! I advise you to give up as well! Why? Because it's not good, that's why. There's no romance! I can't write love stories! Only little girls dream of romance. Once you're married and have kids and know the truth about love, I don't believe you can still write romance! There's no beautiful heroine for readers to project themselves onto, but there's a whole bunch of handsome male side characters for you to fantasize about! Here's what makes this wonderfully weird, freezing-cold novel so unusual, in all honesty:
1. The young male protagonist is very young, so the opening may seem childish. But he's only a viewpoint and a thread connecting the stories. I'm using his eyes and heart to write about handsome men. After a few chapters, you'll enter their world. What's wrong with writing about handsome men? If I don't believe in love, am I not allowed to admire handsome men? What? You think this is heading toward BL? Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done!
2. There's angst, both physical and emotional, and every handsome man gets put through the wringer. There's also the unruly, flighty Fourth Senior Martial Uncle; the gentle, wise, ailing master; the straightforward, battle-crazed First Senior Martial Uncle; and the forgetful old man, Ancestor Yan... It all ends in a happy reunion!
3. The plot is full of foreshadowing, which pays off chapters later. If that sounds exhausting, don't read this. I don't have heart-saving pills, and I'm not calling an ambulance for you.
4. This story comes with sleeping pills and works wonders for insomnia.
If any of the above set off your land mines or rocket launchers, turn left or right at the door, or go out the window. Don't let us keep you. If you somehow read twenty chapters and find yourself longing for handsome men, oh my, my friend, I have to treat you to spicy dry pot. If you stick with it from beginning to end, oh heavens! As the saying goes, kindred spirits are rare. I've played so many broken zithers to pieces; who will listen? Be sure to leave a comment so I can bow down to you!
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Welcome to support the author's page: Nanshan Luohua Dock
Author's User Manual:
1. Devoted to niche topics for a hundred years.
2. Special skills: entertaining myself, writing for myself, reading my own work, and often laughing or crying over it. Anyway, I'm having a great time.
3. Hardworking. When I'm inspired, I write 5,000 words a day for four months straight. My future career as a full-time writer fills me with... well... fantasies...
4. If you leave this person a comment and get no reply, they're probably holed up, slowly stockpiling another story and too lazy to log in. These possibilities aren't ruled out either:
a. They went home to take care of the kids.
b. It's so cold here that their glass heart cracked, and their family dragged them to the microwave to warm up.
c. They refused treatment, so we'll never meet again.
Theme:
Come on! The writing is very good
Cheers, author (???_??)?
I took another look at the copy to make sure you mentioned the happy ending. . . . Do you have any misunderstanding about Happy Reunion? . . .
Can you give me a side story for Su Po and Xiaojun?
The author must continue writing! Although I am still a poor student now, I will support you when I get rich!
Why can't we give Xiaojun and Su Po a better ending?
Hey, what should I do if I recognize my master's wife, Su Po?
When I saw Yin Rutang saying that if I had met Chunyin earlier, I just thought it was ridiculous. You were the one who gave Ye Qiushui to others in the first place, and you were just a subordinate of an ordinary person. The purpose of this move could not even be called wining over, it was just a reward.
Couldn't Jin Zhen be Su Po?! Shock. . . . But it can't be so fast, right?!
Ah, how dare you hit me, Xiaojun!